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NEW!!! Not only do hobo's like my site, but now they are interactive. Go ahead, click around(hint: try the shoes, eyes, bucket, and trash can)....it's amazing what you can do with some free time and a half hour java lesson. Have fun!

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"If you roasted ants with a magnifying class when you were young, then you've come to the right place."

Welcome to my screwed up little corner of the internet. Here you will find absolutely nothing you are looking for. Unless, of course, you are from Townsend or Ashby Massachusetts. In that case you will actually understand the jokes, pictures, lists, and other useless crap found on this web page. So, if you are from Townsend or Ashby, come on in. If you are from somewhere else, especially Montana, go away.
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Last Updated: December 17, 6:20PM






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Until I am legally allowed to drive



Update: 9-5-00, 8:58 PM.    The page is alive!!! This is all I have now but I'll be updating on a nightly basis so stick around.


Update: 9-6-00, 9:40 PM    Added the stupid quotes section and some cool pics. More is on the way.


Update: 9-7-00, 9:45 PM   Added some more stupid quotes and plenty of pics. Stick around


Update: 10-1-00 3:20 PM   Put in a guestbook(yippee skippy) and thats about it


Update: 12-25-00, 9:47 PM   MERRY CHRISTMAS!. I got a scanner from santa (kick ass) so there's gonna be a WHOLE lot more pics comin up soon. And I'm workin on that road sign thingy-do.

Update: 12-26-00, 2:51 PM   Finished part 1 of the road signs thing. Check it out cause its better than you.

Update: 2-6-01, 3:23 PM   Added pics from Summer Camp and Washington DC. More will be online by next week.

Update: 3-25-01 3:08 PM   I added some quotes and an advice section. I'm not telling you anymore when I do updates. You'll just have to figure that out on your own. So buh-bye for now.

Update: 5-16-01 8:00 PM   Ok, so I lied about the not telling you when I do updates thing. But this was cool so I just wanted to let y'all know that there are more pictures in my pictures section(no shit, why would I put them there) So look at them, laugh, cry, fudge your undies, I don't care.

Update: 10-9-01 9:45 PM   Yeah, so I don't do much of these update thingy's anymore. I just wanted to let everyone know about www.wipewithbinladen.com. Where you can order Osama Bin Laden toilet paper. Profits go to September 11th relief charities. "Wipe out Bin Laden." Ta-ta now.


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