Heres the deal, earlier this month(October) me and some of my friends decided that something needed to change. Namely...slang. It sucked, everything everybody's saying in our school was invented in LA 2 years ago. Its time for some East Side words. So thats what we did. Here is a complete list of all the slang we've come up with and I'm sure this won't be the end of it so stick around for more. Our only request...use it in your everyday vocabulary and try to make us famous. That is all.
Techtionary written by: Tim Dudley, Ben Farley, Tony Camara and Christian "Mole" St Cir
8-Balls:[noun, pl.] Eyes Ex: I'm gonna hit you in the 8-Balls.
Bank:[noun] A preppy Ex: Abercrombie and Fitch is so full of banks its pathetic.
Barstool:[noun] A slut Ex: Pepperell is full of Barstools
Beaver Dam:[noun, pl.] A group of sluts Ex: Whoa, check out that beaver dam over there.
Black Dog:[verb] A cheap shot; to beat the shit out of someone Ex: Don't talk about my momma or I'm gonna black dog you.
Blimpin:[verb] Bullshitting Ex: Dude, I know youre lying, don't be blimpin me now.
Bobcat:[noun] A nasty/bitchy girl Ex: Pepperell is full of bobcats.
Bojangles:[noun] Balls; Testicles Ex: Oww I got kicked in the bojangles!!
Border jumper:[noun] A poser Ex: All these border jumpers are tryin to copy our slang.
Border-jumpin' armadillo:[noun] A kid who tries to be tough/A punk Ex: Stupid border-jumpin' armadillo thinks he's the shit, but he's all talk.
Butterface:[noun] A girl with a nice body and an ugly face Ex: Look at that butterface over there.
Cajun:[noun] An amazingly hot girl Ex: Wow, your girlfriend is a mad cajun.
Comper:[noun] A computer geek/nerd Ex: There are so many compers in Office Tech.
Choofaz:[noun; pl] Police Ex: Damn Choofaz chased me into the woods again.
Crewcut:[noun] A lesbian Ex: Ellen is such a flaming crewcut.
Coleman:[noun] Someone who makes an ass out of themself Ex: Christian, you Coleman.
Doin' the Marvin Gaye:[verb phrase] Gettin' it on Ex: I was at this party last night with a hot chick, you know we were doin' the Marvin Gaye, it was all good.
Drop a Cosby:[verb] Take a shit Ex: I'll be right back, I gotta go drop a cosby.
Fish Mongler:[noun] An old person Ex: Christian's grandfather is a big scary fish mongler
Fluffernutter:[noun] A really smelly fart Ex: Oh my god, who just let out that fluffernutter!
Fluin':[verb] Sharing something with everybody Ex: Tony bought a pack of Jolly Ranchers, now he's fluin'.
Flytrap:[noun] A really great party Ex: I went to this flytrap last saturday, everybody was there.
Frappin:[verb] Freaking out; Spazzin out Ex: Calm down man, stop frappin.
Goat:[noun] A psycho Ex: All these goats are takin over the hospital.
Goobs:[noun, pl.] Man boobs Ex: That fat man over there has huge goobs.
Goonie:[noun] A piece of food stuck in your teeth Ex: Dude, you got a huge goonie right between your front teeth
Grapefruit:[noun] A really short, really fat girl Ex: Whoa, that grapefruit is pretty goofy lookin.
Greebo:[noun] A skater; or someone who isn't normal Ex: That kid with the nipple rings is such a greebo.
Jackhammer:[noun] [see Barstool]
Jake:[verb] To hit or stab Ex: I'm gonna jake you in the eye if you don't shutup.
Jimmy:[noun] A really skinny kid Ex: Ben is a jimmy.
Lancaster:[noun] A snobby person Ex: That private school is full of Lancasters.
Lollipop bitch:[noun] teenie bopper Ex: Mandy Moore is the biggest Lollipop bitch I've ever seen.
Medula:[noun] Ass Ex: Check out the fine medula on her.
Mole:[noun] Someone who smells Ex: You are such a mole, I can smell you from here.
Molin':[verb] Smelling up the room Ex: Will you stop molin' and take a damn shower.
Mox:[verb] To suck Ex: I really mox at skateboarding.
Moxie:[adj] Something that sucks Ex: I had such a moxie day
Oil jew:[noun] Someone who goes around scrounging for money Ex: Those oil jews keep askin' me for a dollar
Pie it:[verb] Shut up Ex: Dude, pie it, you're making a fool out of yourself again.
Playground Fever:[verb] Someone who is a pedophile Ex: Christian has a bad case of playground fever.
Put-put:[noun] A fat person Ex: That put-put is huge Pl.Convoy of put-puts: Ex: I saw a convoy of put-puts at the mall last night.
Rigger:[noun] Someone who is quick or sly Ex: That rigger cheated me out of five bucks again.
Rudolph:[noun] A person with a lot of zits Ex: Eww, that rudolph over there is disgusting.
Scone:[verb] To piss off Ex: Shutup, I'm gettin sconed.
She doesn't hold water:[sentence] She's a slut Ex: That chick over there, she doesn't hold water.
Skoge/Skoje:[noun] A jock Ex: That football player is such a skoge.
Skogin/Skojin:[verb] Talking way too much about sports Ex: Dammit, will you stop skogin? Nobody cares about Brett Favre.
Sloth:[noun] A hobo; homeless person Ex: There's some old sloth living down by the railroad tracks.
Shalako:[noun] A nark Ex: That friggin shalako got me caught skippin class again.
Snoobed:[verb] Stoned; Fucked up Ex: I had some shrooms and I was snoobed all night.
Squirrelly:[adjective] Having bad b/o Ex: Jesus, that kid is pretty squirrelly.
Stella:[noun] A chick who is ghetto Ex: Pepperell is full of stellas.
Tic-tac of the year:[noun] Somebody with a tiny dick Ex: He's gonna win the tic-tac of the year award.
Tim:[adj] Cool or hip Ex: Man, that kid is so tim.
Towel out:[verb] To sell out Ex: I just hate it when bands towel out, like Limp Bizkit
Toweler:[noun] A sellout Ex: Kid Rock is such a toweler
Webber:[noun] Faggot; Homosexual Ex: Damn, Boy George is the biggest webber I've ever met.
Webby:[adj] Something that is gay Ex: This party is pretty webby.
Weegee:[noun] Wigger Ex: Eminem is such a weegee.
Zeus's:[noun, pl.] People in authority, such as cops, principals, etc. Ex: Those friggin zeus's gave me another detention.
